Sentences I Never Thought I’d Say

This post is brought to you by this “stress nurse” that I picked up at a conference.  She didn’t look like this when I got her. I didn’t see the accident, so I’m not sure what happened…

  1. Oh, no, honey, we can’t put the nurse’s head back on.
  2. Are you bringing the nurse with us?
  3. Okay, I have the head and you have the body.
  4. Where’s the nurse’s head?
  5. Really, we can’t put her head back on.
  6. I’m going to put the nurse’s head here in your cup holder.
  7. Do you have the nurse’s head?
  8. What’s wrong?  Did you lose the nurse’s head?
  9. Do we have everything?  Lambie?  Burp cloth?  Nurse’s body?  Nurse’s head?
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